 by Dr. Meowth
Why? Cause they are not as legit as me! Thats right. From now on, I am gonna play as legit as possible. If you want to cleanse your PSO soul, join me in the following steps: 1. Do not use the ice wiggle trick 2. Do not use Scape Dolls. If god wants you to die, you better die. 3. Do not use telepipes. If you need to go back to town, you have to run backwards thru all the levels you cleared. And if you can't go back all the way... tough. 4. Shifta and Deband are for cheaters and pussy ass ramars. Do not use it. However, if you can somehow cast it on the monsters, thats ok. The harder the game, the more legit you are. 5. If you were not designed with Trap Vision build in like a bot, then you should run face first into hidden traps the way nature intended. 6. Obviously, if you get poisoned or paralyzed, you are the one at fault. The true legits do not cure their poison or paralasis with items. If you don't have Anti, let the poison run thru your vains... 7. You must do three hit combos at all times. If its good enough for those level 81 legits playing and dying left and right in Ultimate, its good enough for you. Those are the easy ones, of course. The following are for those of you who are ready to make the crossing into the plain of legit Nirvana.... 8. Do not use mates of any kind. If you get hurt by a monster, it is obviously your fault. You had better die or beat the boss and get back up to Pioneer 2 in order to heal... Or you can level, but true legits question the legitimacy of that.... 8.5 True legits know the decimal system, and will know to not use fluids or grinders either. They are just like mates.... they help the weak. 9. If the weapon has any positive percents, it must be a dirty Ramar dupe. Discard the weapon at once, and stick with the handgun you found in Forest 1 back when you were level 2. 10. Red boxes are most likely dupes that have been dropped by someone. Even if you are playing offline alone, its better to be safe than sorry. Stear clear of those dirty rares. All
the above rules apply in Challange mode games as well. If people complain, they
are probably dirty hackers, and you should not waste your time playing with them.
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