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By The-Arcade.net Staff So, you like to play PSO? And you maybe like to drink while
playing PSO? Here are the things you will need to play the PSO Drinking
Game: *Everytime someone says "lol", take a drink. *Everytime someone does a naughty symbol chat, take a drink. ....if it's animated, take two. *Whenever you get hit by a trap of any kind (including press traps) take one drink. *If you get caught in a trap that requires rescuing, take another drink. ...take two if your drunken teammates manage to get you out in time. *Whenever you see a red box, take two drinks. *Whenever you see a rare enemy, take two drinks. *When you see some wanker in the lobby with an Xbox symbol chat, take a drink. *If YOU manage to grab the red box or kill the enemy, finish your drink. *Whenever a Poison Lily laughs at you, scream incoherantly at it and take a drink. *If you see a midget HuMar, take a drink and yell "Yugi! Believe in the heart of the cards! *Whenever you reach any boss, take three drinks. If you beat him, finish the glass. *Find a Labis Cannonā, finish the bottle. *Whenever someone mails you, take one drink, and mail them back. *.If they understood your mail, you did it wrong-take a penalty drink and mail them again. *Anytime you are NOT on Vega, and you see someone asking for rares, take two drinks. *Anytime you see anyone doing lobby animations, take a drink. (only applies the first time you notice them doing any animation. Not for each subsequent animation) *Everytime you see a FOnewearl that doesn't look like jailbait, take three drinks. *Everytime you see a character with a DragonBallZ name, or named Sephiroth, take a drink. *Anytime someone dies, take a drink. .....if anyone decides to revive them, take two. If nobody decides to revive them, claim that you are drunk, leave the game, and take a drink while piping back to the lobby. Other rules for drinking: *At the bosses, you MUST ask them as clearly as possible for a beer before engaging in combat. *You must inform everyone who joins your game that you are drunk and playing the PSO Drinking Game. If they know the rules, they may torture you by setting you up. *Make a locked game. Mail your friends the password. For each friend who successfully guesses your password, take a drink. *When playing Episode 3, make sure to scream "It's time to du-du-du-du-du-du-duel!" before every game. Boss Specific Drinking: *Anytime any Dragon lands on you, you must take a drink. (yelling "Whee!" is always a fun option) *Anytime any worm (Del-Rol-Le, Barba Ray) nails you with a tentacle, take a drink. *Anytime Vol Opt (or any form thereof) smashes you, take a drink. *Anytime the Gryphon nails you with one of those whirlwind thingies, take a drink. *Anytime Olga Flow nails you with ceiling fodder, take a drink. *If Olga turns you into Flowen, take two (2) drinks. *If you are over level 100 and you are playing in easy mode, time your boss fight. For ever ten seconds it takes you to beat the boss, take a drink. Also, be sure at least once during your drunken stupor to do each of the following: *Hit on any other character randomly in the lobby. *Go Photon Chair Racing with other lobby members. *Repeat the same symbol chat over and over until someone yells at you. *Play Lobby Ball. *Lobby hop randomly and admire the scenery in the different lobbies. Be sure to comment on things like fish and birds as irritatingly as possible. *Attempt to have a conversation using l337 speak. Since you should be drunk, typos should be no problem. *Try to pick up any female character by pretending they are a prostitute. Be sure to haggle prices and pay in meseta. Whoever is left "standing" is the winner. Of course, odds are, you won't remember who won in the morning, but who really cares, that's not really the object of the game. |