So you wanna be a Cheater?

by Starfoxx

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No Game Shark, Codebreaker, Xploder, Action Replay, or Game Genie to make you look like the 1337 haxx0r that you are. Fret not, codes are here right now! You're just not looking hard enough.

PK Method:
Create a team, and go down to the depths of somewhere scary, like Ruins or Seabed. When someone joins, and asks for a pipe, Cast RYUKER, or place a telepipe in the middle of a bunch of rabid enemies. The player should be engulfed by the hordes of automatons, and you're all set to dance on their corpse, and ridecule them.

FSOD:
Join crowded lobbies a lot, and you'll get FSOD. Usually this happens when someone joins at the same time, just be happy that you took someone with you.

CK: (Character Kill)
Put on the Weather Channel, and see where theres big storms a brewing. Let's say Kansas is getting another tornado. Ask people in lobby if theres anyone from Kansas who wants to play. Pipe a lot, with the guy/gal, and hope that tornado hits the power while it's auto saving.

Item Mod:
Make a HUnewearl, and name her something from one of your porn magazines. Hit Vega blocks 1-3, and ask if anyones kind enough to give you a rare since you just lost everything to FSOD like the ditz you are forgetting to BANK it! Many of the horny losers in the lobby will offer you a rare in exchange for some cyber sex. It's not hard, just steal some symbol chats, and go from there. This will more then likely get you something nice.

Bank Rob:
See above.


Guild Card Theft:
See above the above method, and offer cyber sex, or free rares, and some shmuck is bound to send their card.

Walk Through Walls:
Stay up for a period of 3 days, and just watch the magic that unfolds before your saggy eyes.

BSOD:
Get your remote control, and press POWER/OFF whatever the hell your remote says, and your TV should black out. Thus, why it's been dubbed BLACK SCREEN OF DEATH. Will it affect other players? How the hell should I know? It's like that tree falling and no ones around to hear it mumbo jumbo high people tell you.

Extra Lives:
Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Left, Right, Right, B, A , START.Once you press start, you'll hear a special noise. There you go.

Dupe Method:
Take some Meseta, and goto the shops, highlight a certain weapon, let's say HOLD ROD. Selcect BUY, and you should have one in your inventory, but EGADS! The item is STILL IN THE SHOP! Purchase as many as desired, and do whatever the hell you want with them. This can also be done with Meseta. Have 1000 Meseta with you, and keep pressing drop. Meseta should be crapping outta you all over the place.

Lag Pipe:
Pipe up and down from area to Pioneer 2, over and over, this keeps people from picking up items, and should get the greedy redbox whores from picking up. Frustrated, the player can't pick up the box, he leaves it. And you can go grab it.

Now you're all set to piss off people, and wage war against those dirty legits. I mean, its us against them, right?